"Survival is imminent."
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With the zombie apocalypse at hand, it's essential that citizens become capable of competently defending themselves in order to preserve the existence of the human race on this planet. We at the Zombie Defense Training Center (ZDTC) are aware of how difficult times are and how in need the populace is of assistance in face of this disaster. The best solution we are able to offer those whom are unable to gain personal experience directly at the training center is to provide, at a modest fee, the necessary training and knowledge so that we may prevail in this fight for our lives.
In order to properly prepare individuals for undertaking the ruthless task of survival, ZDTC has several methods of instruction available directly through the web. There are several download-able manuals available for reading, as well as full animated step-by-step tutorials on how to do everything necessary for survival, from the proper gear to pack for short and long trips to the level of weaponry necessary depending on the number of zombies. The ZDTC strives to provide the best and most complete information on zombie survival and defense available anywhere and our promise to you is that, should you undertake our programs, you will survive.